100’s of Japanese Snacks, Gifts & Rad Shirts!
- All-new Voltron: From The Ashes Comic Book Series Comes to Dynamite
- HELLBOY creator Mike Mignola & acclaimed novelist Christopher Golden Bring JOE GOLEM To Life Again In November 2015
- Fallout Shelter Achieves Massive Global Success; Debuts At #1 On App Store; Game Coming To Android Later This Year
- Image Comics: Phonogram’s Return is Music to Readers’ Ears!
- ACLU, Cato Institute, Pro-football, Inc. & Other Unexpected Allies Join The Slants In Pending Trademark Case Before Federal Circuit Court
- June 2015
- May 2015
- April 2015
- March 2015
- February 2015
- January 2015
- December 2014
- November 2014
- October 2014
- September 2014
- August 2014
- July 2014
- June 2014
- May 2014
- April 2014
- March 2014
- February 2014
- January 2014
- December 2013
- November 2013
- October 2013
- September 2013
- August 2013
- July 2013
- June 2013
- May 2013
- April 2013
- March 2013
- February 2013
- January 2013
- December 2012
- November 2012
- October 2012
- September 2012
- August 2012
- July 2012
- June 2012
- May 2012
- April 2012
- March 2012
- February 2012
- January 2012
- December 2011
- November 2011
- October 2011
- September 2011
- August 2011
- May 2011
- April 2011
A New Year’s Beat Down!December 30, 2013 Christian Miller No comments
Written by Christian Miller
It’s Monday! That means a new episode of RAW is upon us to grace us with its graciousness. However, it’s a special RAW, as it’s the very last episode of the show in 2013! They released a special, albeit slightly strange promo video for it.
Even though we’re on the cusp of a brand new year in wrestling, we shouldn’t forget about 2013 yet. Here are five reasons why, based upon the show’s five point preview.
Last week, Fandango beat Dolph Ziggler in a very gimmicky Christmas Present on a Pole match. Inside the present was a shot at Big E. Langston’s Intercontinental Championship on tonight’s RAW.
So we get to say goodbye to 2013 with a title match! Alright! There’s no chance of Fandango winning, but still. This could be the start of a nice little feud over the belt leading to Wrestlemania.
I think I will just quote the WWE website for this point because…you know…I can’t really think of a way to describe this strangeness better:
“Ring in 2014 with WWE’s 7-foot, 450-pound New Year’s “baby,” Big Show. What will unfold when The World’s Largest Athlete dons a diaper to say goodbye to 2013?”
In what was actually pretty shocking to me, WWE announced that the animal, Batista, will be making his return to the WWE on the January 20th edition of RAW, right before the Royal Rumble.
So, who will his return feud be? A lot of people think Brock Lesnar. Some people think he will win the Royal Rumble and challenge Randy Orton at Wrestlemania?
Furthermore, how long will he be back? He is playing Drax the Destroyer in Guardians of the Galaxy after all. Is that done filming yet? I should probably find that out before asking questions like that….
John Cena is an incredibly distinguished, 14 time World Champion. In all honesty, he’ll ultimately go down as one of the greatest of all time.
So, what’s next for Mr. Cena? Well the rumor going around is that if they can’t get the immortal Hulk Hogan to sign a deal to team with Cena at Wrestlemania, he will be facing off against Bray Wyatt at the big event. So if that’s true, I expect Daniel Bryan and Bray Wyatt’s story line to wrap up soon. Maybe even tonight.
The Authority has shown that they are very serious about making Randy Orton defend his title. They want what’s best for business, after all.
So, what is in store for them for 2014? Making lots of big matches, probably. Triple H burying people with his metaphorical shovel. Doing what’s best for business. That sort of thing. I hope that before long, Mr. McMahon returns to TV and throws his hat in the mix too.
- Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)
- Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
- Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)
- Click to print (Opens in new window)
- Click to share on StumbleUpon (Opens in new window)
- Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)
- Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)
RelatedPosted in: Anime, TV & Movies, Weeklies Tags: AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, and Ryback and Curtis Axel, Antonio Cesaro, Big E. Langston, Big Red Monster, Big Show, Big Show and Rey Mysterio, Big Show concussion, Brad Maddox, Bray Wyatt, Brie Bella, Brock Lesnar, Chris Jericho, Christian Miller, Christmas 2013, Christmas RAW, CM Punk, CM Punk vs. The Undertaker, Cody Rhodes, Curtis Axel, Daniel Bryan, Darren Young WWE, Dean Ambrose, Del Rio, Diva's Championship, Dolph Ziggler, Drew McIntyre, Dusty Rhodes, ECW, Edge, Elimination Chamber, Erick Rowan, Extreme Rules, Extreme Rules 2013, Fandango, Fiesta Del Toro, Five Point Preview, Goldust, HBK, Hell in a Cell match, Hell in a Cell PPV, IC Title, Jack Swagger, John Cena, John Morrison, Kane, Kane's head, Kofi Kingston, Luke Harper, Mark Henry, McMahon family, Michael Cole, Mick Foley, MITB briefcase, Miz TV, Monday Night Raw, Monday Night Raw Predictions, Money in the Bank, Mr. Perfect, Mr. Perfect's son, New Years RAW, Night of Champions, Nikki Bella, No Holds Barred match, No Mercy match, NXT, official five point preview, Paul Heyman, Post Survivor Series, Post Survivor Series RAW, Post TLC Edition, PPV Payback, Prime Time Players, Punk vs. Ryback, Randy Orton, Randy Orton defeats John Cena, Randy Savage vs. Ted DiBiase, Rated R Superstar, Raw, Reigns, Rhodes family, Ricardo Rodriguez, Rick Flair, Rob Van Dam, Rollins, Roman Reigns, Royal RUmble, Ryback, Sandow, Santino Marella, Scott Armstrong, Seth Rollins, Shawn Michael, Shawn Michaels vs. Razor Ramon, Sheamus, Smackdown, Smakdown, Stephanie McMahon, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. The Rock, Summer Slam, Survivor Series 2013, Suvivor Series, Tag Team Championship, Team Hell No, The Hardcore Championship, The Miz, The Real Americans, The Shield, The Shield WWE, The Undertaker, The Usos, The Weekly Beat Down, The World's Strongest Man, Titus O'Neil, Total Divas, Triple H, Triple Threat match, Vickie Guerrero, Wade Barrett, Weekly Beat Down, William Regal, World Heavyweight Champ John Cena, World Heavyweight Championship, World Wrestling Entertainment, Wrestlemania 2013, Wrestlemania 2014, Wrestlemania PPV, Written by Christian Miller, WWE, WWE 2K14 video game, WWE Axel, WWE Battleground, WWE Champ Randy Orton, WWE Championship, WWE Diva, WWE Extreme Rules, WWE Five Point Preview, WWE HBK, WWE Hell in a Cell, WWE Hell In A Cell 2013, WWE Intercontinental Champion, WWE Kaitlyn, WWE Mark Henry, WWE Money in the Bank, WWE Naomi, WWE Natalya, WWE NXT, WWE Payback, WWE PPV, WWE Sheamus, WWE Smackdown, WWE SummerSlam, WWE Survivor Series, WWE Tag Team Champions, WWE Tag Team Title, WWE tag title, WWE Title, WWE TLC, WWE TLC 2013, WWE Twitter, WWE Wrestling, WWE.com, WWF Wrestling, Wyatt Family, Wyatts kidnapped Kane, Xavier Woods, Zeb Colter
Love from The Slants
Follow Us on Twitter
Like Us on Facebook
Sites We Love!
This work by KD Shaw and contributing writers of DarlingDork is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.
Legal Right to Distribute MusicAll music downloads available on DarlingDork.com are 100% legal and authorised for re-distribution to the public free of charge via DarlingDork.com by the representing Public Relation firms and the Artists themselves associated with all music found on this website.
Awesome Games, Collectibles, Manga, Clothing & More!